The one on the right.
Aidan is a poor excuse for a human being. he pretends to be a writer when really all he’ll ever be is a really bad retail manager.
as a retail manager he is even worse than a writer but has somehow convinced people to help him make such classics as …… well he’s made some stuff. Some people laughed. he’s sure of it.
When he’s not being bad at writing or being a retail manager he does stand up and has hardly had any fruit thrown at him but was once introduced with the words “…You may think he’s shit but here’s Aidan Goatley.” Which was nice.
Aidan is married and has a daughter who will be so embarrassed by his films / stand up / retail career in a few years time.
Still the one on the right
